Cita:

Club Doom

Hello and welcome

Please, come on in!

Get a drink,

pick a chair,

rest your tired legs!

(or hooves)


Anything you want ÔÇô

we surely have it:

Laughing cacodemons,

singing imps

dancing hell knights

revenant bartenders

pinky waiters,

and Cyberdemon bouncers too!

(please behave yourself)


After a long day of fighting

come for some delighting,

have a blue potion on the house!

Tell us where you've been,

while chewing fried spleen.

Try out our spiced brain

and let go of your pain.

Drink a Bloody Mary!

(it's quite extraordinary)


Every Friday night

you can get into a fight

fang and claw, fire and horn

you will truly feel reborn!

And if you're really lucky

you'll meet our special guest

the Doom Marine himself!

(they say he is the best)


Sit down now and listen

just don't get him pissed,

else you will taste his fist!

Hear those old war stories:

Tales of ancient times

told in splendid rhymes.

Memories of battles old

from Hell to space's cold.

Glorious days, epic battles

these are no ordinary prattles!

Just sit and hear him shout.

(he's cranky ÔÇô watch out!)


Demons and humans

(former or otherwise)

Put away your worries

and come to a happy place

where cocktails go BOOM.

Come join us in Club Doom!