24-04-2013 20:45
http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2013/04/...nt-1252890
PRE ORDER HOMEWORLD 3 FOR THE HOME HUNTER DLC! GET THREE GOLD FIGHTERS AND THE EXCLUSIVE SPECIAL ARENA OF KADESH DLC MINI CAMPAIGN! COMES WITH SEXY HOME HUNTER ALTERNATE SKIN AND VOICE FOR KARAN SJET!
87394973497563496734659 MOTHERSHIP COMBINATIONS!
PRE ORDER YOUR SEASON PASS AND GET FOUR MISSION PACKS FOR THE PRICE OF THREE: HIGARA LOST, BENTUSI: THE RETURN, SAVE SÔÇÖJET, TAKE BACK HIGARA! BITCH, DID YOU THINK THE STORY WOULD HAVE CLOSURE??
MORE FIGHTERS! MORE CORVETTES! MORE FRIGATES!
COMING 14 DAYS AFTER LAUNCH: HIGARA DEFENCE! HOW LONG CAN YOU SURVIVE AGAINST WAVES OF DEFENCE AGAINST THE TAIDAN WAR HOST! SEASON PASS HOLDERS GET A DISCOUNT!
MORE ION CANNONS! MORE TORPEDOES! MORE GUNS!
PREORDER NOW FOR CHOOSE YOUR OWN CONTRAIL DLC! BORED OF BORING TRAILS? US TOO! SWITCH IT OUT FOR FIRE! STARS! PUFFS OF SMOKE! WEED LEAFS!
420 BRO! MEMEWORLD! YOU GEDDIT REDDIT?
The view pans along a orange nebula with highlights of pink. Adagio For Strings fades in. Something flashes past the camera, leaving a light blue contrail. The camera sweeps around a zooms in on a rusted Higaran fighter flying towards and familiar shape in the distance.
ÔÇ£Shit, anyone, come in!ÔÇØ A voice pipes over the radio. ÔÇ£OUR HOMEWORLD IS UNDER ATTACK YO!ÔÇØ
ÔÇ£This is Fleet Com, calm down. Now what the fuck is up?ÔÇØ Karan replies, her boobs crammed in to the picture that appears next to her subtitles.
ÔÇ£YOU AINT FUCKING LISTEN TO ME KARAN. PUT FLEET COM ON!ÔÇØ The fighter pilot replies. Fleet com cuts in. KaranÔÇÖs picture is replaced by a bald space marine in power armour, smoking a cigar.
ÔÇ£Calm down pilot. We kicked the shit out of our enemies. Nobody was left. ItÔÇÖs the golden age of Higara.ÔÇØ
ÔÇ£ITS BACK YO AND SHITS GETTING PRETTY REAL, AT HOMEWORLDÔÇØ
ÔÇ£Who, pilot?ÔÇØ KaranÔÇÖs picture looks perturbed, her tits ever higher.
ÔÇ£THE BEAST YO!ÔÇØ
Cut to text: AN ANCIENT EVIL AWAKENS.
Music changes to: Adagio For Strings, 420 BONGMAN REMIX BY SKRILLEX.
Missiles hammer into rusty starships firing bullets at bio organic bad guys with glowy bits here and there. The same scene is replayed from different angles, changing at every drum beat.
Cut to text: TAKE BACK HIGARA.
Fighters strafe a mother ship, numbers burst out of every impact
HOMEWORLD 3: SUBTITLE Coming soon to XBOX 720 ARCADE and PLAYSTATION 4 STORE and IOS Devices.
No mention of PC.
¿Bart? ¿Eres tú?
PRE ORDER HOMEWORLD 3 FOR THE HOME HUNTER DLC! GET THREE GOLD FIGHTERS AND THE EXCLUSIVE SPECIAL ARENA OF KADESH DLC MINI CAMPAIGN! COMES WITH SEXY HOME HUNTER ALTERNATE SKIN AND VOICE FOR KARAN SJET!
87394973497563496734659 MOTHERSHIP COMBINATIONS!
PRE ORDER YOUR SEASON PASS AND GET FOUR MISSION PACKS FOR THE PRICE OF THREE: HIGARA LOST, BENTUSI: THE RETURN, SAVE SÔÇÖJET, TAKE BACK HIGARA! BITCH, DID YOU THINK THE STORY WOULD HAVE CLOSURE??
MORE FIGHTERS! MORE CORVETTES! MORE FRIGATES!
COMING 14 DAYS AFTER LAUNCH: HIGARA DEFENCE! HOW LONG CAN YOU SURVIVE AGAINST WAVES OF DEFENCE AGAINST THE TAIDAN WAR HOST! SEASON PASS HOLDERS GET A DISCOUNT!
MORE ION CANNONS! MORE TORPEDOES! MORE GUNS!
PREORDER NOW FOR CHOOSE YOUR OWN CONTRAIL DLC! BORED OF BORING TRAILS? US TOO! SWITCH IT OUT FOR FIRE! STARS! PUFFS OF SMOKE! WEED LEAFS!
420 BRO! MEMEWORLD! YOU GEDDIT REDDIT?
The view pans along a orange nebula with highlights of pink. Adagio For Strings fades in. Something flashes past the camera, leaving a light blue contrail. The camera sweeps around a zooms in on a rusted Higaran fighter flying towards and familiar shape in the distance.
ÔÇ£Shit, anyone, come in!ÔÇØ A voice pipes over the radio. ÔÇ£OUR HOMEWORLD IS UNDER ATTACK YO!ÔÇØ
ÔÇ£This is Fleet Com, calm down. Now what the fuck is up?ÔÇØ Karan replies, her boobs crammed in to the picture that appears next to her subtitles.
ÔÇ£YOU AINT FUCKING LISTEN TO ME KARAN. PUT FLEET COM ON!ÔÇØ The fighter pilot replies. Fleet com cuts in. KaranÔÇÖs picture is replaced by a bald space marine in power armour, smoking a cigar.
ÔÇ£Calm down pilot. We kicked the shit out of our enemies. Nobody was left. ItÔÇÖs the golden age of Higara.ÔÇØ
ÔÇ£ITS BACK YO AND SHITS GETTING PRETTY REAL, AT HOMEWORLDÔÇØ
ÔÇ£Who, pilot?ÔÇØ KaranÔÇÖs picture looks perturbed, her tits ever higher.
ÔÇ£THE BEAST YO!ÔÇØ
Cut to text: AN ANCIENT EVIL AWAKENS.
Music changes to: Adagio For Strings, 420 BONGMAN REMIX BY SKRILLEX.
Missiles hammer into rusty starships firing bullets at bio organic bad guys with glowy bits here and there. The same scene is replayed from different angles, changing at every drum beat.
Cut to text: TAKE BACK HIGARA.
Fighters strafe a mother ship, numbers burst out of every impact
HOMEWORLD 3: SUBTITLE Coming soon to XBOX 720 ARCADE and PLAYSTATION 4 STORE and IOS Devices.
No mention of PC.
¿Bart? ¿Eres tú?