12-03-2015 12:52
Cita:1. A Spaniard is not ÔÇ£drunk,ÔÇØ he ÔÇ£goes fart.ÔÇØ (va pedo)
2. You wonÔÇÖt notice when a Spaniard is ÔÇ£lying to you,ÔÇØ instead youÔÇÖll see ÔÇ£his feather duster is showing.ÔÇØ (se le ve el plumero)
3. A Spaniard is not ÔÇ£flirting with you,ÔÇØ heÔÇÖs ÔÇ£throwing the disks at you.ÔÇØ (te tira los tejos)
4. A Spaniard doesnÔÇÖt feel ÔÇ£embarrassedÔÇØ when he has to do something, it ÔÇ£gives him a stickÔÇØ (le da palo) and ÔÇ£stays cut.ÔÇØ (se queda cortado)
5. A Spaniard is not ÔÇ£distracted,ÔÇØ he is ÔÇ£in Babia.ÔÇØ (está en Babia)
6. A Spaniard is not ÔÇ£crazy,ÔÇØ he is ÔÇ£like a goatÔÇØ or ÔÇ£like a watering can.ÔÇØ (como una cabra and como una regadera)
7. A Spaniard is not ÔÇ£funnyÔÇØ and ÔÇ£full of jokes,ÔÇØ he is ÔÇ£a horny person.ÔÇØ (es un cachondo)
8. A Spaniard doesnÔÇÖt ÔÇ£dislikeÔÇØ you, you ÔÇ£fall fatÔÇØ on her. (le caes gordo)
9. A Spaniard doesnÔÇÖt ÔÇ£botherÔÇØ you, she ÔÇ£gives you the can.ÔÇØ (te da la lata)
10. A Spaniard doesnÔÇÖt think something is ÔÇ£obviousÔÇØ, she believes ÔÇ£it falls like a drawer.ÔÇØ (cae de cajón)
11. A Spaniard is not ÔÇ£sleepingÔÇØ, she is ÔÇ£rubbing.ÔÇØ (está sobando)
12. A Spaniard doesnÔÇÖt ÔÇ£do something wrongÔÇØ, he ÔÇ£shits it.ÔÇØ (la caga)
13. A Spaniard doesnÔÇÖt ÔÇ£make a scene,ÔÇØ he ÔÇ£makes a Christ.ÔÇØ (monta un cristo)
14. A Spaniard doesnÔÇÖt ÔÇ£overthinkÔÇØ things, he ÔÇ£grates himselfÔÇØ (se ralla) or ÔÇ£eats his pot.ÔÇØ (se come la olla)
15. A Spaniard doesnÔÇÖt ÔÇ£die,ÔÇØ he ÔÇ£stretches his leg.ÔÇØ (estira la pata)
16. A Spaniard doesnÔÇÖt ÔÇ£tell you off,ÔÇØ he ÔÇ£sings you the forty.ÔÇØ (te canta las cuarenta)
17. A Spaniard doesnÔÇÖt ÔÇ£realiseÔÇØ or ÔÇ£become awareÔÇØ of something, he ÔÇ£falls off the donkey.ÔÇØ (cae del burro)
18. When Spaniard stay unmarried theyÔÇÖre not ÔÇ£spinstersÔÇØ, they are ÔÇ£left to dress the saints.ÔÇØ (se quedan para vestir santos)
19. A Spaniard doesnÔÇÖt ÔÇ£earn a lot of money suddenlyÔÇØ, he ÔÇ£makes his August.ÔÇØ (hace su agosto)
20. A Spaniard is not a ÔÇ£happy-go-luckyÔÇØ person, he is a ÔÇ£hail-to-the-Virgin.ÔÇØ (es un Viva la Virgen)
21. A Spaniard doesnÔÇÖt ÔÇ£avoid a responsibility,ÔÇØ he ÔÇ£slips the bulge.ÔÇØ (escurre el bulto)
22. A Spaniard doesnÔÇÖt ÔÇ£eat between meals,ÔÇØ he ÔÇ£kills the worm.ÔÇØ (mata el gusanillo)
23. A Spaniard wonÔÇÖt ÔÇ£go crazyÔÇØ, heÔÇÖll ÔÇ£lose his North.ÔÇØ (pierde el Norte)
24. A Spaniard doesnÔÇÖt ÔÇ£fall asleep,ÔÇØ he ÔÇ£stays fried.ÔÇØ (se queda frito)
http://matadornetwork.com/life/24-funnie...spain-use/